If I could fathom 10 million dollars I would probably be able to give you a more accurate answer. 
I feel like this question is supposed to be an evaluation of character and maybe that’s why it’s taken me so long to answer it. Sorry to whomever might have been waiting for the results.

I would pay my parents back for my braces, clean up any bills they had, and send them on a nice trip (to Mexico, they like Mexico). Maybe fix the transmission in the truck once it dies.. buy my mom new knees, what does a meniscus sell for these days? I would send them “Happy Early Retirement” cakes.. and pay everyone to hug them. I wouldn’t need to though, I’m pretty sure they could get their own free hugs.

Did I mention I took 2 sleeping pills a half hour ago? I’m half in the bag, friends.

Anyways. I would buy plane tickets to Halifax. Pay some guy to drive me to Vernon street, and give him a big tip - if he was nice. Buy Todd’s birthday present. Take him on a date.

Lipo my thighs? I don’t know? I don’t need 10 million dollars. I’m happy without it, and I’m pretty fucking poor.
I’d buy some expensive tequila. I feel really drunk right now anyways though, so schleepy.
Ask me this question.. later…
Goodnight all
xo